(NOT) YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE

living in the exoskeleton of the internet (they/them)

owlinadayswork:

imonlyadumpling:

blue-eyed-thing:

alwaysabeautifullife:

cloudfreed:

bibleforboys:

grumpy-soul:

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

this is a lot

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

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Don’t ignore the baby.

Elephants are so precious ✨

I love him

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mikeymagee:

eazzy–pink:

It’s wild how a black male character will be friendly towards people in canon and on the screen but the second he’s friendly with a white girl, white women in the fandom will make like a million posts about how he was flirting or trying to come on to the girl without her consent, blah blah blah.

But let a white male character actually like beat the shit out of the same white girl character on screen and they can psychoanalyze how every hit was a silent declaration of love or some shit.

You can say Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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sandsvendor100:

volfred-sandalwood:

sandsvendor100:

silveme:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Um

Aouh…

Churn Me Like Butter

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hop in, seymour

O.K… And Bring Me Beautiful And S.E.X.Y. Milkmaid

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gerta here has been playing this game for 70 years, she’ll treat you right seym

Get Me Ferrari Lamborghini Crude Oil And Ginge Or Ale

beetledrink:

bogleech:

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Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.

dumbass

twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

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apprenticenanoswarm:

land-of-brains-and-chocolate:

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please… enjoy this image of venom daintily perusing a typewriter, each hand larger than the keyboard and claws out for no particular reason.

EDDIE BROCK WAS THE EDITOR OF A PRISON INMATE NEWSPAPER AND WROTE ABOUT THE NEED FOR IMPROVEMENT IN THE QUALITY OF THEIR FOOD 

THIS  MAN

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN

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The Muppets (ABC) continuity error:

vicholas:

In The Muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”, Fozzie Bear comments that “When your online profile says ‘passionate bear looking for love,’ you get a lot of wrong responses.” He quickly corrects his wording and says “Uh, not ‘wrong.’ Uh, just wrong for me.”

This directly contradicts the following exchange from the “The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz”, considered by everyone to be the single most canon Muppet movie of all Muppet movies:

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